his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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