Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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