She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
where are my eyebrows?
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