The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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