Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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