why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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