operation harelip BJ is a go
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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