you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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