I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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