This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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