you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I AM VODKA MAN
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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