I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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