When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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