dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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