There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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