Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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