I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Randomize
