It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
