Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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