is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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