Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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