Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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