Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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