I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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