these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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