i can't believe i had my finger in that
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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