I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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