oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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