I want to stick my p in your. b.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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