can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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