It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Randomize
