Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
