Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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