Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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