doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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