Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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