If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
COCAINE IS GR8
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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