their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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