Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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