is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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