in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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