Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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