love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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