I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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