office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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