I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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