hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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