she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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