OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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