then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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