She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
