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Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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