dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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