its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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