He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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