I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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