I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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